Misty Grace Cloud

Day 27: Make up a near-death experience (unless you have a real one).

Day # of Vaycay: So. Sunburnt. Need. SPF Vampire.

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I used to have a recurring dream of a near death experience, so it’s kind of like a “real one?” Maybe . . .

First off, I would always be shot in the left abdomen region by a woman with terrible Continue reading

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On My Worst Behavior

Day 26: Write about your worst habit.

Day whatever of Vaycay: Currently posting from the beach.

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Don't mind the random sunbathers that photobombed me

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My worst habit would have to be my quick temper. I could be having the best day of my life and then something will happen that’ll just enrage me or bother me in the worst way possible, and my smile will just turn into Continue reading

What the Neighbors Saw

Day 25: Write a story about ‘What the Neighbors Saw.’

Day x of Vaycay: It’s so much fun when restaurants fry stuff in peanut oil and you’re allergic to peanuts. Also my fault that I didn’t ask. And yes I’m feeling much better after a much needed nap.

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“Honey, look!” Mrs. Wimbledon scream whispered to her husband as she stopped Continue reading

30 Hours

Day 24: Write about the longest amount of time you’ve ever gone without sleeping.

Day 492 of Vaycay: *in Family Guy weatherman voice* IT’S GONNA RAIN!

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My first time flying international was my senior class trip to London. My nonstop flight took off around 3:00 pm CST. I barely slept–remember, first international flight . . . I was kind of terrified. We Continue reading

Grace the Cat

Day 23: Pretend you’re a cartoon character.  What type of a character would you be?  What would a day in your life be like?

Day n (I forgot what number we’re on) of Vaycay: It’s hot as balls, but my traps look good in this swimsuit. Positivity, people!

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If I were a cartoon character, I would probably be a cat. Continue reading

Things I Don’t Understand About the War in the Middle East

Be prepared for lists and questions.

This post is strictly my opinion of things that are known, things that I think are known to be true (based on what I’ve read/seen online, information friends have told me, what I’ve learned in school, etc.), and things I don’t know. I’m looking to get answers and see other readers’–Jewish or Continue reading

A Comma Splice Walks Into A Bar…

Good thing I was an English major . . . I chuckled :)

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If you get these jokes, you’re a true English major.

I think my personal favorite is #6: “The bar was walked into by the passive voice.”

Grammar jokes…they get me every time. If you haven’t seen Weird Al Yankovic’s amazing parody, “Word Crimes,” then take a few minute to watch that today too. 

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I’ll Wait For You

Day 22: You wake up with a key gripped tightly in your hand.  How did you get this key?  What does it lock or unlock?

Day 4: I went on an early morning jog, thinking it’d be cooler (temperature wise, not about status). I was wrong. I felt like I was going to keel over on the side of the Continue reading