I’ve made it, the long journey from the start of Season 1 to the season finale of Season 4. I’m finally caught up on Game of Thrones!
And now to call DirecTV to set up the HBO package for our dish . . .
Kidding. Or am I?
So, now that I can finally discuss everything with the rest of the GoT fandom community, here are some of my most favorite moments, the moments that made me cringe the most, and my most favorite and least favorite character(s) throughout the entire show. Oh yea, and pictures!
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My Most Favorite Moments
☝ The man.
☟ The legend.
He doesn’t even have to pay them because he’s that good.
I think this is one of my most favorite moments because, come on, it’s least expected. Seriously, you’d think Tyrion wouldn’t have to pay the prostitutes because he has some special “friends with benefits” membership club . . . BUT IT’S PODRICK!
How could you not have a soft spot in your heart for Khal Drogo? He’s turns into this big teddy bear killing machine that you just want to hug; he ends up having a good heart along with great hair. Not to mention, when Daenerys takes control of things post-marital coitus doggy-style, things get hot . . . am I right?! Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons . . . and first feminist of Westeros!
Do I really need to explain this one?
You know you wanted the little shit dead, too.
Just kind of wish Sansa took the crossbow to his heart, but seeing his face turn purple and the veins in his eyes burst isn’t bad either.
One word to describe Lysa Arryn: bitchbecrazyasfuck.
That’s not one word? How about now: #bitchbecrazyasfuck.
I think I clapped when Petyr Baelish pushed her . . . cause bitch was about to push homegirl Sansa. Nah uh, crazy!
You know you were waiting for this, too.
Ah, the moment of the most awkward moments, but, at the same time, the most anticipated moment of my life! Seriously, you could only cut through their sexual tension with a butcher’s knife.
Tyrion should’ve been a Stark, no questions about that.
Not to mention, killing his dad on the pot = GENIUS!
The Most Cringe Worthy Moments
Red was an understatement, when it comes to this wedding. The constant stabbing of the pregnant belly, the slitting of throats, the streaming pools of blood . . . barf!
Did I mention I was eating lunch while watching this and forgot it was the Red Wedding episode? Let’s just say I lost my appetite quickly.
This takes Kill Bill‘s eye gauging scene to a whole new level. Not only do Oberyn’s eyes just bleed out, but his entire head and brain cavity pretty much explode under the grasp the Mountain has on him.
On the plus side, Oberyn’s got some sick water dancing moves!
I think I was more in love with Ned Stark than Catelyn was.
Just stop before you ruin the gorgeous Lannister gene pool.
Seriously, it was racy in Season 1, but Season 4. Just stop, Cersei, and marry the homosexual jouster already!
And, My Most Favorite Character Is . . .
Bish knows what she’s doing . . . and I can’t wait for her and Baelish to become a power couple!
Like Daenerys, Sansa is going through a period of growth and feminism. She’s one powerful bad ass bitch, and those crocodile tears . . . oh my God, nailed it!
And My Least Favorite . . .
is a tie between . . .
Stop before you turn into a tyrant.
And how could you lock up those adorable dragons?! YOU’RE THEIR MOTHER! Bad Parenting 101.
Someone please bring Jorah back so he can advise her again . . .
and . . .
The Hound’s gone, Brienne and Podrick are gone . . . YOU’RE ALL ALONE!
Take your “Needle” and go home.